Party Hard Now on Steam, Launch Trailer

Party Hard is a totally serious and not at all extremely silly game about a guy who flips out when his neighbors keep having parties at 3am. He grabs a knife, and heads over there to, you know, get involved.

The game spans across nearly a dozen locations in the U.S., following the killer’s rampage from the perspective of the detective who was on his case. All you need to do is make sure no-one is left breathing at each house, beach, boat and rooftop party. Simple as.

Along the way you’ll be able to use ridiculous traps to lure people, run them over, poison them, feed them to bears, pandas and sharks, and then stick their bodies in dumpsters and down manholes. Still totally serious of course.

Party Hard comes with a bunch of pretty sweet additional features, including a banging soundtrack, a dance button, and Twitch integration that allows your livestream viewers to mess around with your game while you play.

Oh, and if you’re wondering why the game is $12.89, that’s the number of people who have been stabbed to death by serial killers since records began, according to research by Radford University. It’s also an apocalyptic number, and an evil number.